WHY BMW SUCKS

I know what ya’ll thinking.

“this bitch got no right to hate on BMW cos this bitch aint drivin one”

WRONG.I co-own an investment company based in Singapore,which i set up with 2 other partners in mid 2003.
It was in 2007 when things were looking great. Besides pharmaceuticals like Abbot ,our company was heavily invested in PetroChina,whose share price grew since our initial investment in 2003,BY A STAGGERING 700%!!YES SEVEN HUNDRED PERCENT!!,
Lets say we have 1mil in PetroChina in 03,we wouldve peaked at 7mil+ in 2007,
Thanks to the peaking gas prices.That was back in 07,we since sold our stake in the company.

Enough crapping.Then came my b’day.I decided to reward myself.What better than to get myself a Beemer.I’ve been eying the M6 for a few months already.I dropped by AUTO BAVARIA Bukit Bintang,somewhere near the roundabout at Pavillion or something like that.(Im not really familiar cos Im closer to Bangsar area).
I can still remember the sales-guy Mr.Lxxxx.Nice guy.
THINKING BACK,I MUST’VE BEEN HIGH OR SUMTHIN TO HAVE PLACED MY ORDER FOR AN M6.
He gave me a spread on the color schemes.I wanted Silverstone II metallic,but it looked kinda greenish,so i dropped it.

My final color scheme
1)exterior-Alpine White,non-metallic 300
2)upholstery -Full Merino leather,Indianapolis Red X3A7
3)interior-Carbon Fiber (stock)





------------------the better days,07,after delivery-----------------


I was ecstatic when i took delivery.It was ORGASMIC!!!Picking up the black on white baby.Of course,i took it for a spin.
I cant describe what it feels like,twitching the throttle,stroking the carbon fiber roof,or flicking the 7-speed paddle SMG.
What more can I say. Sheer Driving Pleasure.

PRICE TAG-RM 938,000 OTR,WITHOUT INSURANCE.
NOT CHEAP.But it was worth it.

Bad thing was,back in 2007,BMW didn't take trade ins for cars not bought from BMW Malaysia.I owned a recon-2003 745.They wouldn't take it in.Damn.But who cares,anything for my Baby.

But,like all babies,they grow up,and this baby grew up quick.
Its been 2 years.I still love my Baby,
But I’ve been giving it some thought lately,and the M6 and I have grown apart.

REASONS WHY MY M6 AND I HATE EACH OTHER,AND WHY BMW SUCKS

1)INTERIOR-BLACK BLACK BLACK.PLASTIC PLASTIC PLASTIC.
Every single day I have to put up with the cheapish black
plastic buttons on the dashboard.Im okay with the brushed
aluminum trim,but this cheap looking plastic is just dominating
the damn cabin

2)TECH -I CANT HELP BUT FEEL DAMN GEEKY DRIVING THE M6.
Too many buttons and settings,too much going on,annoying distracting GPS!!
BMW, CLUTTERED CONTROL LAYOUT,WHY SO MAY SETTINGS FOR THE DAMN GEARBOX AND
LIGHTING!!!!!



3)DESIGN- THIS GOES TO THE BMW X5.LOOK AT IT.Too much going on.Cmon,even
the xDrive30d gets that face?Its a damn 3.0 diesel!!!!
ARGGHHH.IM A DIESEL 3.O X5.IM BIG AND FAST!!!!!”
NO!!!!YOU ARE A SLOW PIG WITH 235 HP.ENOUGH WITH THOSE BIG
BLACK FISHLIPS.The black color ones arent that bad but have you seen
the graphite(greyish- titanium ones??)UGLY!!!
New 7 series-stupid mouth.X3-ugly arse and looks like a breadvan.

4)HATCHBACKS-THE 1 SERIES.Cute.Designwise,not bad.1 Series vs other hatches.Very
Bad.A Golf GTI could outrun your ass any day.This goes to the 5 series
too.A 525i sports going for 500k++ has 215 hp.A Golf GTI,200k++has
210hp,And its a hatchback.Owned.

5)BODYKITS-Every BMW owner knows what I’m talking about.How would you feel when
you pull up at a traffic light and parked next to you is an identical M6,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY A 645 WITH AN M6 BODYKIT. WHADDAFOCK!!!
A pre-owned 645 dressed in full M6 regalia costing approx. RM300k next to
your million dollar baby,and nobody can tell the difference.I’d feel like
an idiot.Pisses you off doesn't it?when you see a cheap ass 645 with an
M badge.

OH,and how could i not rant about the X6.VERY VERY PRETTY.



DESIGN =90%
RELIABILITY = -89798789%
CMON BMW.YOU CAN DO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.THAT X6 ARSE.ITS BUGGIN ME.FIRST ITS THE MERCEDES CLS SALOON-COUPE.NOW AN SUV-COUPE?
DOESNT WORK.SEATS FOUR.MIDGETS AT THE BACK PLEASE.

I decided to do this post after BMW called me to check out their new line.
1 SERIES-I’d get a Volkswagen Golf
3 SERIES-same old plastic BMW interior.Boring design except for a few LED lights
facelift
5 SERIES-Dated design.Good news with the 5 GT or something like that coming out.
Bad thing is,the GT has an ugly arse.Another bread van.
6 SERIES-SO SO.Minor LED lights facelift
7 SERIES-UGLY.

Im sorry BMW,BUT WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING MARKET MELTDOWN,IM LEAVING MY M6 FOR A MERCEDES.NUFF SAID.IM LUSTING OVER THE NEW S65 AMG.6000cc V12 twin turbo 612 hp.
100 hp more than the M6.






BAD NEWS IS,ITS GOING FOR MORE THAN RM 2MIL,MORE THAN DOUBLE THE M6.I NEED ANOTHER MARKET BOOM.

I shouldn't have got the M6 in the first place.It was great at first no doubt,but i guess the M6 and I lost our spark.We all know BMW could've done better.When it comes to high end sports cars like the M6,its all about the driving experience.Everyone’s been raving how advanced Beemers are compared to other Germans like Mercs in terms of tech,but real petrolheads dont give a shit about stuff like“head-up display”.I hate to diss you BMW,but Im really disappointed.

---------------------BengCorp LLC--------------------

CHAO AH LIAN

DRESSED TO KILL



WHAT BITCH?YOU THINKIN YOU SO FLY WITH YOUR CHEAP ASS 4.99 ACETATE FRAMES?!YOU GONNA LOSE THAT FINGER SOME DAY BITCH!



try to PICHA my arse dick



that is so ex-Perez........

Yes. ahliangoddess and bengcorpLLC cn get immature at times,ripping friendster pics off profiles and reposting em on this site.
Things we do for your enjoyment.....

Guess there are still some old school ah lians out there eh?
Remember the days when neon hair and animal prints were the "IN" thing?
Like in the late 90's and the 2000/2001 period when ah lians were platform wearing smokers who loved karaoke.

If Darwin was still alive,he should be studying the evolution of the Ah Lian species.

AhLianGoddess drove down to Singapore on Monday and met up with BengCorpLLC and his uncle.



Oh My Fuck
I feel so small
From left- BengCorpLLC,AhLianGoddess,uncle X
Far Left-That Audemars Piguet Royal Oak is retailing for RM140K at Sincere Watches.
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A trip aint complete without ah lian hunting.
We dropped by Bugis street,and every Singaporean knows Bugis is a hotspot for ah lians
Fake Baby Milos,glittery PSP skins,fake Hello Kitty shit.You name em,Bugis got em.
Malu no pics.Sorry lah.



Blur ass pic tho.See the check skirt?Aint tryin to be stereotypical,but thats 101% ah lian.

PFTTT

Im tired of this Merdeka shit.
Mahathir must've been on crack or weed when he came up with Wawasan 2020.
If Malaysia can be on par with lets say Singapore by 2020, Ah Lians would be ruling Earth.

A)How can we achieve racial harmony when UMNO politician and Malaysian Minister of Home Affairs,Hishammuddin bin Tun Hussein,son of 3rd Malaysain Prime Minister and also cousin of Perdana Menteri aka Najib is actually a KERIS WIELDING prick.



B)How can there be a Wawasan 2020 when the Malaysia's ruling government is a parasite raping the rainforests for the sake of an defunct 20+ year old uncompleted Bakun Dam project??

C)How can the Barisan Nasional,Malysia's ruling Government,be DEMOCRATIC when organizations such as Hindraf and people like RPK be ISAed because the spoke on behalf of the people????!!!!

D)WHAT THE FUCK IS WAWASAN 2020 WHEN NATIVES ARE LIVING IN POVERTY WHILE POLITICIANS,MINISTERS,CHIEF MINISTERS AND THE PRIME MINISTER ARE STUFFING THEIR POCKETS AND THEIR SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS WITH CASH ALLOCATED FOR DEVELOPMENT AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE RAKYAT????!!!!

E)What about shameful cases such as the murder of Altantuya and Teoh Beng Hock which are publicized worldwide?

F)Is it fair for the women of the Taib Mahmud family to have their necks broken with jewels worth MILLIONS hanging from their necks while the rural Dayaks have broken necks because of years of toiling and POVERTY????



----link to another photo below------

MAHMUD GIRLS IN MONACO!!

G)IS IT OKAY TO HAVE A PRIME MINISTER WHO HAS VOWED "to bathe the keris with Chinese blood" DURING AN UMNO RALLY IN 1983????

NO!!!!ITS NOT OKAY!!!!
THATS AN INDEPENDANT MALAYSIA FOR ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE.....
BTW, HAPPY MERDEKA *vomits*

BITCH PLEASE!!

Nur Amy namira syireen
LIKE I SAID HOE!
NOBODY DISSES AH LIAN GODDESS MUTHAFUCKA!
NIGGA I NOE WHO THA FUCK YOU ARE!!!
I NOE YOUR WHOLE DAMN FAMILY TREE,YOUR POPPY,YOUR 2 SISTAS AND LIL BROTHA,YO DEAD GRANMAS ,DEAD GRANPAS ,ANTIES,UNCLES
AND ESPECIALLY YO MOMMA,COS I DID HER LAST NITE,AND THE SAME GOES TO YO MOMMA'S MOMMA,HER MOMMA AND SO ON AND SO FORTH WHITE GIRL!!!!

SO IF YOU WANNA BEEF AH LIAN GODDESS,IMMA HUSTLE YO ASS GIRL
IMMA HUSTLE YO SKINNY ASS , REDNECK CRACKA!!!!
IMMA DO YOU SO HARD AT THE BACK OF MY CADILLAC,YO MOMMA GONNA BE PROUD.
COS IF YOU, Nur Amy namira syireen ,OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE GOES ROUND BITCHIN BOUT ME,YOU MESSIN WIT THA WRONG BITCH.
I GOT THEM BROOKLYN HUSTLAS AND THEM SOUTHERN PIMPS BACKIN MY 24'S UP.
CRIPS AND THA BLOODS AND THEM MS13 PLAYAS,LOWRIDERS AND THEM GANGBANGERS.

DISS ME AND YOU GOT ME AND MY HOMEGIRLS TO DEAL WIT CRACKCA ASS HOE!!!!

---convo between owner BengCorpLLC and co-owner ahliangoddess---

ahliangoddess :i JuuzX buy kiuk ki00k scarf l3hrxx !!!!!! (look at my profile pic)
DAMN I vewii K@waII lehrxx!

BengCorpLLC :Its a keffiyeh you dick....What time is it???

ahliangoddess :Tim3 4 mua 2 go Chee Cheong Kai bUyy ellehvee (LV) gwafitti rag



BengCorpLLC :awh FUCK No......

ahliangoddess :WHY SO SAD?????

BengCorpLLC :Cos the human race is doomed?

ahliangoddess :Lidd@t ni@!!!U c 1st lahrXxX!!!I go cop th3m Ksubi shades tH3n u noe








BengCorpLLC : *stabs himself*

ahliangoddess : SoHH@iI N0oobB K1@

FYI,Kanye wears Ksubi shutter shades,not those cheap AhLian ripoffs.

Ah Lian Anthem

Everyone has an anthem.
For me,its Jolin Tsai's Real Man.
For all the pimps and hustlas,its Hustlin' by Rick Ross.
We often hear Akon's Beautiful bangin from some "AhBengified" modified blue Kembara with neon lights and badly cracked fiberglass bodykit.
Since Jolin Tsai has retired,all you Ah Lian hoes out thurr are starting to listen to a new girl group called "By2"

http://profiles.friendster.com/by2fc

http://www.facebook.com/pages/BY2/10719431798?_fb_noscript=1











Theyre only 16 if i aint mistaken.LohrxzZz!!!
I know you ahlian bitches are going to say shit like "dey fAm0uz l3hRxzz!!U juz jelousXs nIa" or "SOh@i knnccb m@ici.Wan dI3 sia j3luxzz n00b kiA?"

No.Im not jealous.Im just pro-Jolin.l0hrXXX.